Saturday 15 March 2014

but when she lifted the lid.. by Jake

The fifth element

In an alien like mine on mars three middle aged men were mining for the most rarest of gems, congou, but instead they found a sealed box!
So they got into their ships to bring it to the Federal Government on earth the professor examined it then he called his mistress to open it but when she lifted the lid open the professor screamed “this is the fifth element, the only species of its kind”. Then they put it in a human generator to rebuild it into its human form but when it formed it regenerated, not into a boy but a girl…

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