I was just walking across the park, picking conkers, but then, in the middle of the noise from the grand oak tree, in the middle of the park, fell a ginormous, over-sized conker! It took 12 fire trucks, 50 local citizens (most of them didn't have a clue what they're doing!) and me well, I didn't do 'that' much. A couple of hours later, this guy with a big axe chopped off the shell completely. “YES!" I yelled.
"YES!" All the citizens and fire fighters yelled. And to celebrate we had a ginormous party and feast.