How to make the perfect Trogglehumper for enemies by Rhianna

You will need:

• A dream about themself
• A dream about you
• A dream about victory
• A dream about boxing
• A dream about severed heads (it's disturbing; don't use on chiddlers)
• A bowl
• A trumpet
• A jar

Put themself and you in it, and mix it. Then add boxing, then mix carefully. Next, add victory and severed heads. Mix until well stirred. then put it in a jar for safe-keeping. Blow it into their room when asleep. Pranks this good should be put on the telly-telly bunkam box.

Enjoy

The BFG