Tilly

There was only one problem, the custard tasted horrible! We can’t have horrible tasting custard, as we don’t have time to make more. We were about to serve this custard to 20 people, and if it’s gone off, then we are doomed. I went to the cupboard and looked at the custard packet. This custard had gone off a week ago, and we didn’t have time to go out and buy more, and the custard was one of the main parts of the meal. Me and my dad rushed out, and tried to get more, but we were too late…

Talia 100WC#17

After I came from a hard working day at school my parents gave me some sponge cake and poured some custard on. The sponge was delicious but the custard tasted magnificent I just wanted more and more and more! I kept begging for some but they just said no you can have some tomorrow after school and it is time for bed. “Bed!” I said looking at both of my parents. My mum was pointing up the stairs.

“But I .. “

“No buts you are going to bed and that’s that.” There was something wrong very wrong indeed.

Anh 100WC#17

I sadly sulked in the back seat of my car. It wasn't my fault I had to go to the Fabulous Food Fair. The journey was long and boring and probably not worth it. When we arrived there were all sorts of stalls. Ice-cream, fast food, refreshments... I couldn't stop myself from drooling everywhere! Just when I was starting to enjoy myself, my mum yanked my arm and pulled it over to the FREE SAMPLE table. I was forced to try a plate absolutely full of lumpy green custard. ... 

The custard tasted like the foulest tasting slop I've ever eaten!

Joshua 100WC#17

It was one of those Saturday nights when you do not know what to do. I watch a movie. I watched one of my favourite films, Star Wars episode 2 Attack of the Clones.

Then I suddenly turned hungry. I had a hot chocolate pudding with custard. The custard tasted like the creamiest thing you would ever taste. When I finished my pudding I lay down on the bed and watched TV. Then I seemed very tired. I checked the time. It was only seven o’clock. Then I went into a deep sleep. The only thing I remembered saying was, “it was the pudding.”

Amy 100WC#17

One day, my Mum was making custard, which was fine because I liked custard because she always makes nice ones! It smelt so nice I could smell it all the way from the kitchen. I couldn't wait to taste it I really couldn't I had to taste some. I decided to sneak into the kitchen and try just a little bit but suddenly my mouth tasted like horrible smelly socks! So I decided to put some salt and pepper in it just to make it taste better but my Mum came in. I said, quickly, “The custard tasted like smelly socks!” and ran!

Leah 100WC#17

The custard tasted like the sweetest velvety cream that I had ever tasted. It was amazingly sweet and rich – like droplets of pure heaven. It made me feel delighted and ecstatic. The flavours were astonishing and surprisingly wonderfully full of flavour - a strawberry flavour. It was so beautiful – making me think I was in a summer meadow, that I opened another packet and another and another! By the end of the day I was so full of custard that I felt that I was going to burst in to a never ending rich custard waterfall that floats around space and the entire galaxy.

Lewis 100WC#17

This custard tasted like out of date eggs! It was so horrible that I nearly threw up! I had to say to my Mum that it was brilliant and I loved it so it didn't hurt her feelings! So this meant she would keep making this custard until I had to confess that I hated it! But I couldn't, it would hurt her feelings so much she would be sad all day! I have to or I would be sick. If I did not confess and I threw up she would feel worse than if I owned up to this problem, what will I do?

Finlay 100WC#17

It was a sunny morning but I wasn't allowed to go and play outside with my friends because of course I had to go to my nana's house! This meant that I was going to be really bored and would have to eat something disgusting. Usually the spaghetti tasted like mouldy, squishy worms. The custard tasted like lumpy gravy. The ice cream tasted like warm slop. Hopefully nana had some of those lovely chocolate biscuits that I really, really liked. When I arrived I was absolutely right in the kitchen I could smell the disgusting food cooking in the oven.

Paris 100WC#17

I went to have a sleep over at my friend’s house, her name was Sally she is a very nice kind person to me. As well her mum makes the best dinners and puddings, for dinner we had a little bit of a mix, my favourite was the hot spicy chicken that was just like Nandos chicken, then for pudding we had sticky toffee pudding, with custard that was yummy the sticky toffee pudding tasted so nice mouth-watering, then the custard tasted really creamy and a little bit watery but it was OK. I love going to my friends.

Neizan 100WC#17

I was in my room listening to my rock metal music on my MP3 player, when my little sister Steph came in and said to me in a gentle voice “Do you want some banana custard, me and mum made it.” Then I said to her “Okay.” 

So I went down stairs to have a taste of the custard that mum and Stephaney had made. Soon after that, after I had tasted the custard I said to Stephaney, “The custard tastes like banana!”

Then Mum and Steph tried it, and they thought it tasted like banana too. We all loved the delicious banana custard.

Tarne 100WC#17

One day I was walking into the café and I saw a new shop and it was called custard delight so I ordered a coffee and wandered over. I peered through the window and had a look the sign said custard for sale or come in and have a taste and there is a new product called custard berry. I assumed it had berries so I walked in and had a taste the custard tasted like berries and cherries it was so delicious it was like tasting a flower it smelt so good and taste good as sweets but it had fruit in! Amazing.

Lili 100WC#17

When I open my lunch box I can see the custard pot and I reach out for it and dipped my spoon in the perfect creamy custard. I put it in my mouth and the next thing you knew it was all over me! I cough and splutter, the custard tasted like sick! I then realised I forgot to read the label, it said cherry custard and the dinner lady was moaning at me and everyone was staring at me. I was so embarrassed colour crept up my neck and I quickly ran out of the room.

Lettia 100WC#17

I had just eaten my dinner when my Nana came in with some pudding. It was a cake with lumpy custard filling up the bowl. “Thanks,” I whimpered quietly. I looked up when I saw everyone else tasting it, so I decided to as well. “Yuck!” I screamed at the top of my voice. The custard tasted disgusting so I asked if I could leave the table as I couldn't bear to look at it any more. When I got out of the room I went up the stairs to wash my mouth. “Phew,” I sighed as the taste had left.

Romola 100WC#17

As I thought this day could not get any weirder it did. When I went to my cousin’s house we had custard for pudding, and the custard tasted like a three course meal like Willy Wonka’s bubble-gum. For starters it was nachos with cheese and salsa. For mains it was fish and chips with batter bits. Last of all for pudding it was banoffee pie. As weird as it seems that wasn't the weird bit, the weird bit was that the previous day I'd had that meal. The weirder bit was when my cousins tasted it, it tasted like custard.

Jake 100WC#17

A long time ago there was a boy who liked custard and every day he went on a long journey to get all the ingredients to make his mouth watering pudding. But then on the other side of the village he heard that the entrance was closed. So he had to go through tunnels. He sneaked to the other side of the wall to get all the ingredients he needed to make it. Once he collected the many ingredients he sneaked back home without being caught. He quickly made it but he put too much sugar in it so the custard tasted like sick!