How to make the perfect Trogglehumper for enemies by Rhianna
You will need:
A dream about themself
A dream about you
A dream about victory
A dream about boxing
A dream about severed heads (it's disturbing; don't use on chiddlers)
Put themself and you in it, and mix it. Then add boxing, then mix carefully. Next, add victory and severed heads. Mix until well stirred. then put it in a jar for safe-keeping. Blow it into their room when asleep. Pranks this good should be put on the telly-telly bunkam box.