Saturday, 17 September 2016

How to make the perfect Trogglehumper for enemies by Rhianna

You will need:

  • A dream about themself
  • A dream about you
  • A dream about victory
  • A dream about boxing
  • A dream about severed heads (it's disturbing; don't use on chiddlers)
  • A bowl
  • A trumpet
  • A jar
Put themself and you in it, and mix it. Then add boxing, then mix carefully. Next, add victory and severed heads. Mix until well stirred. then put it in a jar for safe-keeping. Blow it into their room when asleep. Pranks this good should be put on the telly-telly bunkam box.
Enjoy

The BFG
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  1. Anonymous20 September 2016 at 02:29

    Hi David, I love that you have written this as a recipe! Your use of Roald Dahl style made up words fits the topic too. Next time, see if you can avoid repeating words; a thesaurus should help you find good synonyms for 'then'.
    Miss Kim

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