Pot of Legs by Rhianna

Drinking from a cup
A miraculous cup,
Turns water into wine
Without having a grape vine.
Turns wine into juice
Flavours from cherry, to moose.
Turns juice into soda
Pumped out straight from South Dakota.
Turns soda back into wine
But this is white; it's less divine.
Turns white wine into milk
Without a drop spilt.
Turns milk into hot cocoa
As cold drinks are now a no-no.
Turns hot cocoa into milkshake
And turns that into liquid cake
Blended in a blender,
Mostly thick but sometimes slender
Turns the cake into legs.
Wait... What?
They strangle you until you're dead.