“I’ll take a fish and chip special delight please,” stated John, “and add extra vinegar as well, thank you!” He carefully counted out the total cost of the meal (£11.54) and sat down on a flashy blood-red table, with a matching wobbly chair.
Around 20 minutes later, his meal was served, the mouth-watering delicate food was now in his ownership. He took his first big bite on a wonky chip and almost immediately spat it out! The vinegar was too sharp! He asked a nearby waitress for a refund but still had to pay.
“Next time, I won't add anymore vinegar...”