One day I was walking around town when I bumped into three big statues of people. They looked like they were talking to each other about something. One was sitting down and the other two were standing up. They were weird because the next day I saw that they had changed position! I decided to go see them at night. They were actually walking around and talking! I said to one, “You're alive!?”
He replied, “Of course we are we need a break once in awhile too you know.”
So I ran off screaming like a baby.