… we seemed to be on the television… by Joshua

Down the road, lived two elves called Alan and Abbie who were naughty especially at Christmas. They lived with a boy called Benjamin and caused havoc in the miniature bungalow. It was Christmas Eve, which was as cold as an iceberg. Suddenly, there was a crash and Benjamin and his parents came rushing down, little did they know they were about to witness the most incredible thing of their lives. The thing was Santa, who had a stomach like an exercise ball, was stuck in a chair and said, “We seemed to be on the television tonight.”