…but what if I was in charge?… by Lexi

In a duel between good and bad, Mr Evil and his sidekick are about to brainwash the world by using a red button. The he will finally rule the world...
“Bobby, bring me the button!” demanded Mr Evil
“Ugghhhh,” I moaned, “Why, you're sitting right next to it?”
“Don't answer me back!” barked Mr Evil.
“Sorry, shall I start the countdown?”
“Yes!” he replied. 
“5,4,3,2” Wait... but what if I was in charge? I could rule the world!”
“Bobby!” bellowed Mr Evil.
“Yes.”
“Start the countdown!”
“No!”