Bath Fighter Danced Orange Clumsily, by Bradley H

Let me tell you about the time when I saw an orange bath clumsily strolling through the market... When it reached the disco dome (a nice store that sells dance suits, dresses and disco balls) he stopped, turned around and danced like he'd been practicing for years! Suddenly the bath tripped into a pile of cars and they knocked over into some deodorant which caused a fire. Eventually the fire fighter (John Malcolm) came to the rescue and grabbed the nearest thing to put it out -the fire extinguisher. Then after all that commotion nobody entered that market ever again...