Bath Fighter Danced Orange Clumsily by Tom A

I was reading a comic about weird and wacky super heroes and villains. There was Chuckling Chicken, who laughed at everyone, Nappy Nicker who stole orange babies' nappies and Sad Pig, a pig that was sad. I was about to turn the page when I heard a thud from my bathroom. Mum and dad weren't home so I knew it wasn't them. I cautiously wandered over to my bathroom door and knocked. I opened the door and saw the Bath Fighter, the hero I was reading about previously. He danced around clumsily, waving a rubber duck. I called the police.